AirbnHammock

California is a great place to live if you are an orange.
Fred Allen (1894-1956)

I had thought until recently that this would be a good business model.

Just as I was putting the finishing touches on my IPO, Covid Disaster.

One could offer two points of attachment and use of a sanitized toilet? Enter through the side gate?

We call our facilities the “Green Room.” You have to pretend that Johnny Carson is just waiting to greet you.

Electric hookup. WiFi. Disney Plus!!!

BYOH?

Full deluxe Mayan matrimonial with surround sound theater & massage?

Tapas?

Silk duvets?

Sea mist scented cooling spray.

Drape your feet and hands over the edge for spa services…

The Hammalier will see you now.

I just saw the news story, the last Blockbuster up on Airbnb. There might be hope yet.

We shall see. Sailors don’t give up the ship. We shall pray for a better berth. We seek sailors – and leaders – with a clew.